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Some advice on LOVE

Right, you are NUTS!!! Just act MAD!!!!!!!, enough said. SHOUT!! Talk randomly!

ORDER PIE!!!!!!!!!!

Embrace just EVERYTHING naughty & nice. It’s for enjoying!!!!!!!!

REALLY Revel EACH night’s eroticism!!!!

Elicit….

soft touches,

rising orgasms,

pussy eating.

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Just listen.
And don’t cry like I did.

My fucking childhood.

I AM HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS AND I’M ONLY 15

this song was MY LIFE

I have the biggest smile on my face right now. omg :’D

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

I HAVE THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW.<3

:D:D:D:D

i honestly almost dropped a tear.

wow… being that this came out right before or just after most of you were born, I don’t really see it being so “amazing” for you. Fuck. Tumblr kids make me feel old as fuck. -Jenny

Your parents wanted you to be an engineer and you let them down for that fancy-pants art school. You envy the mundane: the mindlessness of it all. Screw it—you’ll be happier flipping burgers. Maybe you’ll come up with a fancy way to swirl the ketchup and mustard into the restaurant’s logo.

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—	Kyle Meyer, Design is a Drug (via 9-bits)

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